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Alkohol

1. Sex drugs and rock'n roll, speed weed and birthcontrol, life's a bitch and then you die so fu** the world and lets get high. (von blondy - 14.09.2004)
2. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE, SMOKE POT AND FLY. (von KEVIN - 12.09.2010)
3. A Whiskey in the morningtime is better als ein Haferschleim. (von Peter - 03.10.2011)

Depri

1. No reason to stay is a good reason to go. (von Bella - 25.01.2012)

Lebensmotto

1. Head up, stay strong, fake a smile and move on. (von hi - 04.02.2012)

Liebe

1. Love is a Name, sex a Game, forget the Name and play the Game! (von schmutziges Engelchen - 20.12.2003)
2. Two in a car, two little kisses, two weeks later, mister an misses. (von Alen - 24.10.2005)
3. Love isn´t finding someone you can live with, it´s finding someone you can´t life without. (von AngelBeat - 17.08.2011)
4. You can fall from the sky you can fall from the heaven, but the best is to fall in love with me. (von Dufy - 28.10.2011)

traurige Liebessprüche

1. Love begins with a smile, goes on with a kiss and end with tears. Love is like a war, it's easy to begin, hard to end and never to forget. (von Jessi - 22.03.2007)
2. LOVE is like a Ring but a Ring has no end! (von kiki :D - 04.06.2010)
3. Love is like war: Easy to begin, hard to end and never to forget. (von Maren - 06.07.2010)
4. Love can be good, love can be bad. Sometimes be happy, sometimes be sad. But it can break your heart in two, when you love somebody who doesn´t love you! (von Jacky - 08.09.2011)
5. Please try to say more carefully, that you don´t longer need me. (von Jacky - 08.09.2011)

lustige

1. Mother hold her little daugther 20 minutes under water, not to make her any troubles, just to see the funny bubbles! (von Witzemaster - 29.08.2002)
2. Don´t cry, say 'fuck you' and smile :) (von Annika - 06.11.2010)
3. When you goe`s me on the Nerven! I put you in the Gulli, do´s the Deggl druff, and you never come back to the Tageslicht. (von paddy - 06.11.2010)
4. Good Night and sleep well on your quitsching bettgestell and when it quitsching extra loud - i know youl fell out and whe i look at you i'm very munter than you are a little bunter... :D (von blub - 09.06.2011)
5. Well, today is my birthday.  Another documentable year of surviving in a world run by idiots. (von Ceairra - 30.06.2011)

schöne

1. After a while you learn the difference between holding a hand and falling in love. You begin to learn that kisses don't always mean something. Promises can be broken just as quickly as they are made and goodbyes really are forever. (von Sina - 28.02.2010)
2. Everybody wants to be happy; nobody wants to be in pain; but can you have a rainbow.. Without any rain? (von Claudia)
3. Sometimes i wish i were an angel ♥ (von Mo (:)
4. Love means never have to say you're sorry. (von Maaarie. <3 )
5. Sometimes I wish I was a little child again... hurting knees are easier to heel as a broken heart. (von Badfine)
6. Smile - and the world smiles with you. (von kiki :D - 11.06.2010)
7. Part of where I´m going is knowing where I´m coming from! (von ** - 21.09.2010)
8. People change. Things go wrong. Shit happens. Just remember - Life goes on. (von blume - 23.07.2011)

T-Shirt

1. F*CK me ! I'm famous! (von David Guette =))
2. I`m with stupid (von KingKong)
3. Save water, drink beer. (von jessy)
4. I'm laughing 'cause I have no idea whats going on... (von Simone - 22.08.2010)

traurige

1. Never forget me, forget me never, and when you forget me - forget me forever. (von Kathrin - 10.03.2007)
2. I like walking through the rain because no one can see me crying. (von kathi - 18.05.2010)

versaute

1. Take it easy, take it cool, fuck the boys and fuck the school. xD (von LaLaa - 28.02.2010)
2. Fu** is easy, fu** is funny, many people fu** for money. And if you think that fu** is funny, fu** your self and save your money! (von Elite 23.12.2010)
3. If she screams u know it's good, but if she crys u have the fuck! (von Supermaan - 24.01.2011)
4. There was a young man named skinner. He invited a lady to dinner. At a quarter past nine They sat down to dine, at a quarter past ten it was in her. The dinner, not Skinner. Skinner was in her before dinner. (von Mike - 18.04.2011)
5. If you know, you have no honey (Liebling/Schatz) - love yourselve - and save the money! (von gkohl - 28.10.2011)

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