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DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE, SMOKE POT AND FLY.

Part of where I'm going is knowing where I'm coming from!

Don't cry, say 'fuck you' and smile :)

When you goe's me on the Nerven! I put you in the Gulli, do's the Deggl druff, and you never come back to the Tageslicht.

Fu** is easy, fu** is funny, many people fu** for money. And if you think that fu** is funny, fu** your self and save your money!

If she screams u know it's good, but if she crys u have the fuck!

There was a young man named skinner. He invited a lady to dinner. At a quarter past nine They sat down to dine, at a quarter past ten it was in her. The dinner, not Skinner. Skinner was in her before dinner.

Good Night and sleep well on your quitsching bettgestell and when it quitsching extra loud - i know youl fell out and whe i look at you i'm very munter than you are a little bunter... :D

Well, today is my birthday. Another documentable year of surviving in a world run by idiots.

People change. Things go wrong. Shit happens. Just remember - Life goes on.